Here’s all the stuff you’ll get with your Yankee Inhaler:
Remember that cool gum called “Gold Rush”. I loved that gum because it came with that neat little cloth bag. I recall the excitement of opening a fresh bag and honkin’ down a mouthful of those sugary nuggets. I sought out that bag, bought a bunch and stamped the Yankee Inhaler logo on it. You can keep your Inhaler in it or throw some gum in it and relive your childhood. It’s all good…
The big difference between those glass spoon pipes, and the Yankee Inhaler is significant. You won’t have “scoobs” on your tongue after a big hit. Because I’m an old school smoker, I remember those brass screens we put in our bowls. They worked and they were cheap enough to keep in a fresh one. The Yankee Inhaler comes with some of those brass screens. You’re welcome.
Keeping your Yankee Inhaler clean is the best way to guarantee a smooth clean hit. Some Yankee Inhalers come with a special cleaning tool that makes quick work of all that resinous tar.
Each Yankee Inhaler comes with a cool little booklet. I toiled over the copy, struggled with the graphics and battled my printer to create these underwhelming instructions that will enlighten and enrich. I stapled the screens inside and tucked it in the little sack with a neato Yankee Inhaler sticker.
…and that’s it…. Oh, wait… of course you’ll get the one and only Yankee Inhaler hand pipe. You will now be the coolest in the room, known for your exquisite taste in smoking apparatus. Pack one up and pass it along.
